Friday, 30 May 2014

Haircut, a browbeat project



My 36 month old baby tornado,
doing non stop merry go round
How to have a spotless home,
d’ mess-maker’s running around
Loves plays with kitchen utensil,
wants to prove her cooking skill
Grown hair like untrimmed bush,
a decent hair cut never she wish


Definitely I had to think beyond,

How a hair cut to be performed

Realized d’ situation pretty quick

A must to mug up trimming tricks

Along with d’ surgeon’s profession,

Side job of a barber, I’ve to learn

No more a hunt for good books,

rather watch haircuts in saloons



Evidently seems most hard drill,

But can’t afford to be big fat fail




Why tons of money on a haircut,
better be saved for real purpose
Brought a bald toy, a stick of gum,
told her, it got tonsured by some


Needs our help, to paste some hair,
then only it’ll look absolutely fair
Promptly brought her mini chair,
utterly ready to donate little hair
Torso covered, listened my chat,
ticklishly concluded her hair cut

Raising d’ only smart kid so tough,
learnt a hilarious lesson enough
 A snippet of life, an adventure,
d’ browbeat project truly over

Tuesday, 29 April 2014

Mr. Mouse, It’s for U


A slack tooth in upper jaw,  
shocked,
 in verge of a cry,
d’ wobbly tooth’s hurting me
what should I try !
Palms sweating copiously
 heart beating fast,
no one at home,
whom do I ask!
My friend lost one,
biting a tough chocolate
Class teacher spotted it,
asked to applaud, celebrate
a milestone of development
unique its way, for each brat
Wiggle, rotate, an easy yank,
in time, deciduous must depart,
Ought to be out, to make way
 for permanent ones’ cozy stay
All, if linger together,
one, on top of d’ other
an undesirable crowding
alters speech, hurdles chewing
My bosom friend told,
don’t be timid, be bold
 I put mine beneath d' pillow,
Where did they go,
 I never know
But woke up & found a gift
Tooth fairy always sends,
for d’ tumbled milk teeth
My gift protocol,
debated with dad, mom all
No candy, no chocolate,
edible ones, I won’t accept
I need only durable gifts,
wish to preserve, each of it
One day I’ll have twenty gifts
for all my twenty baby teeth

Another friend said
listen to my story,
relax, nothing to worry
While chewing food,
I gulped a loose front tooth 
Papa rushed me to d' Dentist
She checked my mouth in details
smiled, declared it’s harmless
Me too perplexed,
finally called mom
Busy in some meeting,
she never respond
Made chary twist and turn,
 my first milk tooth uprooted, gone
To feel d’ empty socket,
again & again tongue's sliding up,
d’  precious gem lies in my palm cup
Mom tells, a lower baby tooth,
to be thrown up, onto d’ roof
Erupts adult tooth upwards
stout, strong of unique class
If it’s Upper teeth,
put it in to mouse pit
pops up a permanent upper,
grows downwards sharper, stronger

Thought for a while, then
 calmly walked to d’ park,
Put it in to a mouse pit,
under a rose plant
Mr. Mouse, It’s for U
Kindly do all that,
what U wish to do