My maid, made me mad

Sunday spoiled, utterly upset,

Wished to enjoy it bit by bit

Few appointments, prior day,

 major surgeries kept at bay

Week end stress, not be high,

reply no pesky calls, to annoy

Quietly enjoy a good movie,

gulp few pegs of fine whiskey

A relaxing sleep, wake up late,

clamor of alarm, I truly hate

Glare of sunshine, surging in,

window drapes left wide open

Better half’s, intentions best,

joy of winter morning to waste

In bed under a furry soft quilt,

rejoice charm of sleep to d’ hilt

Stroll around with unshaven chin,

holidays not meant for a shaving

All queer job, that needs no skill,

align cupboard items as per will

To set sofa set in drawing lounge,

journals, books neatly to arrange

Dust d’ system, wipe TV screen,

work goes on, till d’ maid gets in

Scene alters, d' freedom curtailed,

a fat full stop, my clumsy job ends

Stay away from her area of activity,

D’ environ to match, maid’s priority

My house, truncated my movement,

Best, be in bed room surfing d’ net

To check d’ mail, listen some music,

“Be away from d’ room she’ll sweep”

 Moved to TV, for d' day’s headlines,

Finish your bath fast, in few minutes

Bath d’ safe heaven for time being,

a relaxing bath, ample scope to sing

Unlike week days, no unwanted call,

at least a shower, to enjoy to d’ full

 At liberty to revel a leisurely shower,

a loud bang heard, on bathroom door

Put d’ shower off, wrapped up a towel,

 consort’s curtly tone, to unlatch d’ door

d’ moment so disgusting, I’ve to ponder

things turning painful, unable to bear

Hand over bath, let her wash d’ cloth,

she’s in a hurry, gets late for Church

Analyzed ornately, drawn conclusion,

wise have two maids for plain reason

It’s quite safe to make a job division,

If one absent, other manage situation

Fail their fancies, whims won’t stand,

frequent bunks, no need to understand

Enterprising spouse’s kind noble way,

for maid’s Church, shopping no delay

None to ever miss d' Sunday market,

for a matinee movie, need not be late

For her tummy pain, pleaded for pills,

not as last time, turned things worse

I frowned, couldn’t recollect of course,

rummaged through self, peered packs

Handed over her, few antispasmodics

latest, d’ best, ought to work fantastic

Met my soul mate

Souls carved in holy heaven,

mates made for each of them

Aptly designed, gender same,

least bustle for name or fame

Once born, grown up on earth,

avidly seek for own soul mate

Lucky ones locate, crony soon,

perfect match, precise person

A being traced by titanic faith,

alliance grows to glowing depth

Years elapse, adds eternal joy,

intimacy mounts in mortal toys

Most majestic a divine bliss,

not gained by passionate wish

It’s Universal Law of Attraction,

souls close in, in cordial occasion

Two knotted balloon, drifting up,

right ally tracked, no abrupt stop

Rejoice events achieved in unison,

 share all doleful, gloomy environ

Pamper, protect with proper care,

abundant trust in d’ flawless pair

Soul mate joins as life partner,

 or a precious pal, progeny, lover

Life ally allured to be soul mate,

illusions forsaken, true trust felt

Tough tasks tackled, evenly done,

 covenant of prior birth, visibly on

To rear, to parent a tender soul,

sponsor d’ growth, fitness overall

Alliance secured by merit of bond

 In terms of time, no apparent end

World an amazing wonderful place,

ample scope for sweet experience

Abundant love, need to exchange,

 notions consistent, never strange
 

Whole of life chased for soul mate

interacted on d’ way, when we met

Saw her once, a feeling got born

shared sundry lives, not just one

A call of concern, about my food,

“ U hapless cook achieved any good?”

A hand extended for kitchen drill,

 Unsure enough, to utter my will

Ventured my house, an act dazing,

daring expedition, utterly thrilling

Inhibitions nil, hesitations none,

enticing milieu, surge of emotion

Crossed d’ fence for a closeness,

for proximity, entirely valorous

D’ fair dame blazoned her might,

proved outspoken, my lips tight

Created ripples in blood stream,

crop up continually in my dream

Life a book, few pages I turned,

pleasant moments passed & gone

An entity moves away from shore,

reduced to a dot, yet can’t ignore

All past events vivid in memory,

glitters for a while in d’ life story

A prolonged wait for entire life,

special one steadily crept inside

Made it to podium, turned a mate,

shared a path, spiritual & straight

Memory ample stacked in silent,

stunning story of striking moment

As mirror, before me she stood,

faced contempt in intact selfhood

Altered d’ life, audited my deeds,

intuition told, she created for me

Clouds cover sky, dusk draws near,

many hidden peaks yet to conquer

An accord exists amid our soul,

to share feelings for ever & ever

In precision, that’s how we met

obviously it’s a divine accident