Be on d' camel's back, to your destination

He got up into a bus in London city,

and settled into a plush window seat

the Arab man promptly pushed for,

to stop d' play of the western music

 

Bus driver wanted to know d' cause,

other commuters virtually enjoying

Islamic laws tell it's vicious to hear,

in prophet Nabi's time, not existing

 

The polite driver paused d' music,

pulled d' bus to the roadside lawn

opened d' hydraulic doors in front,

placidly directed him to get down

 

D' Arab Muslim reluctant to alight,

inquired for d' reason for doing so

had an authorized ticket to travel,

in midway how can ask him to go

 

D' driver behaved extremely polite,

told, "my dear bro, listen with care

bus/taxi was not there in Nabi's time

no bomb, no plane, d' plane hijacker"

 

No amplifying speakers in mosques,

No RDX, no gelatin sticks, no AK- 47

even no TV, no mobile phones, tabs,

d' world never d' terrorists' heaven

 

In d' name of Islam, do no havocs,

it's a country of d' European union

law-abiding citizens dwell in here,

strictly adhere to state regulations

 

Your pretense can work if applied

in India, mild people, a soft country

this sort of pranks not allowed here,

all know your entire filthy history

 

No arguments, no more rebuttals,

with no more delay, can get down

wait for a ride of d' camel services,

be on its back, to your destination