Mr. Mouse, It’s for U

A slack tooth in upper jaw,  
shocked,

 in verge of a cry,

d’ wobbly tooth’s hurting me

what should I try !

Palms sweating copiously

 heart beating fast,

no one at home,

whom do I ask!

My friend lost one,

biting a tough chocolate

Class teacher spotted it,

asked to applaud, celebrate

a milestone of development

unique its way, for each brat

Wiggle, rotate, an easy yank,

in time, deciduous must depart,

Ought to be out, to make way

 for permanent ones’ cozy stay

All, if linger together,

one, on top of d’ other

an undesirable crowding

alters speech, hurdles chewing

My bosom friend told,

don’t be timid, be bold

 I put mine beneath d' pillow,

Where did they go,

 I never know

But woke up & found a gift

Tooth fairy always sends,

for d’ tumbled milk teeth

My gift protocol,

debated with dad, mom all

No candy, no chocolate,

edible ones, I won’t accept

I need only durable gifts,

wish to preserve, each of it

One day I’ll have twenty gifts

for all my twenty baby teeth

Another friend said

listen to my story,

relax, nothing to worry

While chewing food,

I gulped a loose front tooth 

Papa rushed me to d' Dentist

She checked my mouth in details

smiled, declared it’s harmless

Me too perplexed,

finally called mom

Busy in some meeting,

she never respond

Made chary twist and turn,

 my first milk tooth uprooted, gone

To feel d’ empty socket,

again & again tongue's sliding up,

d’  precious gem lies in my palm cup

Mom tells, a lower baby tooth,

to be thrown up, onto d’ roof

Erupts adult tooth upwards

stout, strong of unique class

If it’s Upper teeth,

put it in to mouse pit

pops up a permanent upper,

grows downwards sharper, stronger

Thought for a while, then

 calmly walked to d’ park,

Put it in to a mouse pit,

under a rose plant

Mr. Mouse, It’s for U

Kindly do all that,

what U wish to do

A woman needs a man

A woman needs a man

to confront a live cockroach,

mysteriously creepin’ up at kitchen sink
With entire attention on,
and granted no liberty to wink

To change fused bulbs of d’ toilet,

 replace all with mercury lamps,

To chase mischievous mosquitoes,

with a chargeable racket,

To fetch fresh gasping fishes

from d’ fish market

To drive her around, lug d’ groceries,
for her Nokia lumia to get accessories

To lift bulky baggage off d’ carousel,

at arrival lounge in airport,

to carry shopping bags to parking lot

 And to start and reverse d' car,
even to fix a tyre, if it goes flat

Though no topics to gossip,
yet to garrulously chat

To make weddin’ anniversary 

a mega event,

for grand cards, tinsel, dinner,

a lavish spent

To drag him as sacrificial goat,
 a pawn,

to be targeted,

for events in life that goes wrong

To pluck mangoes from top branches
for a hot sauce
to dye hair at d' black hole of scalp,
if rear view mirror had no access
To sing a song of appreciation,
if she puts on a modish dress

 Hurriedly to take crucial decisions,

to decide a honeymoon destination

 To have babies, healthy and wise,

their naughty activities to supervise

 To pour out entire earnings

for children education,

And finally for them,

a befitting groom or bride selection

To exploit decades long friendship,

and extract sundry surprise gifts

To be used as a stopgap chef,
to escort her,
to city's renowned coffee cafe

To set ill fitting cupboard doors,

 least bothered for

d' life ahead to be spent together

As a supporting partner,

to make him an emotional fool

it’s her kingdom, her ridiculous rules

To edit her funny photos,
 for a fantastic look
and upload entire stuff in d’ face book