Tuesday 13 November 2012

Summon Mr. Accident


                                                                       
Confidential meeting convened,
in chamber of Mr. Death, d’ dean
Messrs Hypertension, Diabetes
& Mr. Heart attack, must make it
                  Mr. Death- 
A crisis meet, I had to call for,
evidently matters to ponder
Achievement levels annoying,
brisk fall in mortality, shocking
Dynasty’s future in doldrums,
in spite of copious instructions
Unable to abut Mr. Untouchable,
no face-off settled, so shameful
Turning a deaf ear to my order,
an early explanation, called for
Let us start, "Mr. Hypertension
I need to know, your intention"

                  Mr. Hypertension-
Awful your remarks, really hurt
U, know of honesty in my effort
 Can’t help slow pace of my fight,
lately the sequel, comes to light
 I erode body systems in silence,
victims’ unaware of my presence
Chocking arteries, of course I try,
 vital organs, impede blood supply
All out effort, persistently manage,
aim at heart, brain, kidney damage
Ensure to make, bed ridden early,
spoil systems, book to your gallery
Make him nugatory, live vegetable,
 mar brain chores, turn life horrible
Tear brain vessel, create a stroke,
make dumb or blind, just not a joke
 End stage renal ailing, a renal failure
Life put to peril, can survive no more
                 Mr. Death-     
Greatly garrulous, boasting much
Untouchable yet unhurt untouched
                  Mr. Hypertension-
My narration, no empty rhetoric,
 factual facts only, playing no trick
Gets d' BP periodically checked,
salt intake less, free from stress
Since long, on regular exercises,
can’t tackle him, I’m perplexed
Tried my best, but feel helpless
How to trap him, yet to assess
                  Mr. Death-
                              Oh my God!, I’m losing patience
Mr. Diabetes, talk your experience
In few words, without much fuss,
                                   U enjoy authority,freedom enough                                                    Mr. Diabetes- 
                                                              
It’s indeed extreme disheartening,
to see U worried & an angry being
yardsticks obeyed, wish to assure,
to throw life on earth, out of gear
Last two decades, toiled so hard,
India now Diabetes capital of world
I upset entire metabolism process,
ensue a peripheral nerve damage
Hypertension, my guide, my friend
once joins me, comes hand in hand,
None can escape, from our clutch,
Bureaucrats, leaders, poor or rich
Mr. Untouchable’s clean diet habit,
wrecks my precise plan, can’t help it
No junk food, never stale eatables,
enough fresh fruits and vegetables
Gets up early,  dawn walks a routine,
no sedentary task, at least a fidgeting
Enticing charming queen cholesterol,
tried diverse tricks too, failed to allure
Alcohol & Cigarette let him scot-free
I feel helpless, drowned in worry
                    Mr. Death-
Summon forthwith, send instant SMS,
ask them to rush, it’s crucial & urgent
                        Mr. Alcohol, Mr. cigarette-
                                                                    
Good morning Sir, what’s d’ matter
Any lapses occurred, we’re not sure
                    Mr. Death-
Look, U always kept in high esteem,
your sincerity I’ve never questioned
Eliminating mankind, a routine task,
yet Mr. Untouchable, U failed to trap
                        Mr. Alcohol, Mr. cigarette-
Tried utmost, d’ efforts went waste,
Job to be done, but not in a haste
Proposed by pals, paid no attention,
Ignored all efforts of our motivation
Turn him an addict, we determined,
finish pancreas, lungs, heart & mind
                     Mr. Death-
U absolutely silent Mr. Heart attack,
No comments made on your behalf
                      Mr. Heart attack-
                                                                
You know, I seek co-operation of all,
Hypertension, Diabetes & cholesterol
                       Mr. Death-
If things to continue in this fashion,
I’m truly upset, left with no option
Since long my galleries going empty,
one day shrink to bottom d’ dynasty
Earnest appeal, don’t lay down arms,
battle to proceed, be more vigorous
Obviously expect more positive result,
next meet d’ figures, need not insult
All ventures futile, knacks never work
summon Mr. Accident, I wish to talk
Spare not Untouchable, Mr. Accident
Dupe him, do some feat, it’s prudent
Break his life style, all habits healthy,
his life expectancy, becoming lengthy
Diseases don’t harm him, can’t disable,
impeccably fit, immunity at peak level
                  Mr. Accident-
                                 A skillful driving, all safety precaution,
no scope of car crash, traffic collision
A keen sharp  vision, auditory acuity,
ample intuition, swift deciding ability
Absolutely alert, short reaction time,
 hazard perception high, confidence fine
Distractions nil, no talks on cell phone,
public transports preferred quite often
                       Mr. Death- 
                                                     
Finish him in a plain or train disaster,
Even it involves life of several others
A ferocious mishap, weird happening,
fall of a detached fan from d’ ceiling
A lightening strike, in thunder storm
Slip of foot, get drowned in a drain
A bomb blast, collapse of d' chamber,
in stampede, in a fire break bummer
                    Mr. Accident-
I’ll decide, d’ future course of action,
admire your trust in me, see U soon
Thanks granting a free hand, good bye,
I’ll strive hard & prove an efficient guy

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