Human nature,God too can't alter

                                                   

D’ jam packed bus,

full with filthy barbers,

fell in to a ditch, fathomless

Got smashed and crumpled,

d’ inept died a tragic death

It was decided in heaven,

God to sanction indemnity

one wish only to be granted,

to each individual casualty

Take time, li’l bit of liberty,

select with care, then do ask

It’s an opportune occasion to

fulfil life’s most prudent task

1st barber pondered, his need’s,

for a clean shave or a haircut

to pull out an annoying tooth,

necrosed part of a limb to cut

All cosmetic aspects of d’ body,

even to reduce dislocated joints

no recognition for d’ vital jobs,

no scope to score credit points

His skills and tools are no less,

than any of the famed surgeon

in long career as barber, millions

of haircuts he must have done

With no delay, he boldly uttered,

I wish to be a surgeon of repute

widely get respected in society,

deserve lot of honour and salute

God promptly snapped fingers,

forthwith the things did happen

multiple eyes found wide open,

each eagerly waited for his turn

2^nd barber told, I also perform,

similar acts as previous speaker,

moreover hair dying, ear pricks,

tackle too d’ body surface ulcers


My tricks and tools no less dear

I don’t have thoughts of retiring

a genuine surgeon I can become

till last breath, keep on working

Monks do maintain their tonsure 

monasteries forged market for us

now ravenously hungry for fame,

the 3^rd also wished d’ same status

Most of them adjured alike level,

wish-granting pursued on and on

God granted, it ensued in instant,

but an odd incidence did happen

Last man in line laughed wildly,

as if already fulfilled his desire

d’ crazy act went on for a while,

with vigorous episodes of satire

Now finally came his turn to ask,

his intentions, absolutely unclear

"Ready to beg wish?", God asked,

postured to snap his tired fingers

No genuine desire rather mockery,

he babbled, almost like an insane

if u truly bless grant, as committed,

I wish, “they were all barbers again”

Most passionate hubby of d’ world

Must be a superb location,

hilarious, amazing, exotic

vacation pics in Whats up,

too fabulous, I truly love it

She’s lucky, with her hubby,

celebrated tenth anniversary

a long decade of marriage,

each year a new catchy story

I’m with an unromantic guy,

in a mini office, he feels fine

seems to be a bootless man,

often needs to do an overtime

Can’t match rich husbands,

almost I dream every night

tries hard, fate never assist

any extent I resent and fight

His commitment fell flat,

for good vacation this year

may not be a foreign land,

a decent place, far or near

Got cynical of his late nights,

it’s office work, he explained,

dinners at home often skipped,

briefs, it's over in office canteen

I have read umpteen posts,

 he is also having an affair!

I must try to find out d’ truth,

wife’s foremost duty and care

Felt it’s crucial to spy on him,

hired a cab, a drizzle outside

reached his office, he came out,

walked ahead, halted on wayside

Mind dubious, vision unclear,

I moved closer, he was standing

half drenched, vadapav in hand,

my tear trickled fast, unending

I tapped him on his shoulder,

with my hesitant hand, unsure

he was just startled to see me,

strange, how come u are here?

Why to endure slog and hunger,

what for you do all these thing?

what’s the need for a overtime,

kick aside d’ holidaying outing

He replied in extreme calm,

wished to give you a surprise

If couldn’t enjoy the sun sets,

some day must enjoy a sunrise

Spend few nights in a star hotel,

with li’l lavish lunch and dinner

just short of some more funds,

for our dream vacation fervour

Your friends enjoying, u are sad,

pinches me much, I’m no coward

we can do it this year, he asserted

“my hubby,

most passionate one of d’ world