My patient,
called to my chamber
for counselling
prior to the surgery,
prior to the surgery,
a brief idea is being given
My PG with me, talked
on gall bladder removal,
a fairly easy measure,
a tiny cut in upper midline
or on the right
underneath d' costal margin
Single artery, cystic artery
and single cystic duct
steadily defined with care
then clip clip cut
and clip clip cut
From the liver bed,
uncouple d' gall bladder
and in minimal time
surgery is over
or on the right
underneath d' costal margin
Single artery, cystic artery
and single cystic duct
steadily defined with care
then clip clip cut
and clip clip cut
From the liver bed,
uncouple d' gall bladder
and in minimal time
surgery is over
Job done with li'l effort,
if well versed in Anatomy
Pandora's box's now shut
to give back an intact tummy
For Lap chole need to make
four key holes
and d' procedure performed
and d' procedure performed
One is not enough!
wish to dig four holes
wish to dig four holes
in my tummy!
in the name of
lap cholecystectomy
lap cholecystectomy
True other options exist,
SILS, Robotics and NOTES
d' facility we can extend,
that only I'll discuss
Exchanged a smile with her
and then meekly I told
"It's a number of pebbles,
in gall bladder, U hold
and then meekly I told
"It's a number of pebbles,
in gall bladder, U hold
I ought to
remove it,
She behaved
quite smart,
several
questions she asked
Why not a nick in gall bladder
& suture it after stone ouster?"
I explained, "gall bladder,
Why not a nick in gall bladder
& suture it after stone ouster?"
I explained, "gall bladder,
d’ stone fabricating unit
stones reform,
stones reform,
if we won't remove it"
"Sir, is that d' final decision?
then after d’ surgery
rest of my life I'll be,
a no gall bladder person!
Then sir, how do I survive?
Then sir, how do I survive?
perform my
routine activities!"
"Without slightest trouble
you'll have normal longevity"
"Without slightest trouble
you'll have normal longevity"
"So, one can live
without a gall bladder,
and absolutely,
without a gall bladder,
and absolutely,
no problem however"
"Yeah, bile
flows
from liver to
foregut,
for fat emulsification
Watery bile's enough,
no need of dense bile,
for oil & fat digestion
hope you got it,
it's just a simple equation
"Then sir,
for fat emulsification
Watery bile's enough,
no need of dense bile,
for oil & fat digestion
hope you got it,
it's just a simple equation
"Then sir,
why d' organ was created,
and what’s its function?"
My annoyance hinted me,
and what’s its function?"
My annoyance hinted me,
to give her
no more chance
to strip my shallowness,
and expose my ignorance
"Enough gallbladders,
you’ve removed
a renowned surgeon
a renowned surgeon
but sans d’ knowledge of
If surgeons unaware,
then who knows it?"
I screamed–"damn it !
please be quiet
please be quiet
Counselling over,
go back to your bed
Don’t devour my head"
"OK sir,
even if no one knows
go ahead-
open, explore, cut, mend
whatever you intend
I offer my tummy in your hand
U enjoy full freedom,
I’ve no objection
I’ve no objection
even if, its a fact unknown
My dear,
of course it’s known
Known to someone,
that someone,
who created d' organ,
who created d' organ,
4 comments:
Now we understand why your surgery is cosmetic cum curative because your poetry n surgery moulded in to one
nice one sir.
simply superb sir !!
excellent poem sir .In a nutshell you told everything about gallblader .
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