He began to sob, in d' eyes teardrops

Think of yourself as knowledgeable,

all d' time self-diagnose, self-treat

no wish to surrender as a patient,

for your benefit, it's not a defeat

A doctor, so never go to a doctor,

even if incapacitated and truly sick

underemphasizes your problems,

posture as a usual person, fully fit

 

On d' insistence of the better half,

asked a friend in a medical college

tried as advised but was of no use,

no relief, no add to his knowledge

Talked to a corporate hospital friend,

yet the ailment could not get cured

sad and depressed, his wife urged,

why not consult a veterinary doctor

 

Fully in shock but screamed at her,

going crazy! can anyone suggest so?

It's you having the problem, not me,

d' mess might get settled in one-go

 

You wake up early dawn like a cock,

as a crow taking a half-hearted bath

eat things chaotically as if a monkey

rush to Hosp. as a horse on a warpath

You talk sweetly with your patients,

like one untiring donkey, you work

scream at d' juniors as if a wild bear,

back home, as if a dog fiercely bark

 

You devour dinner like a crocodile,

on bed fall asleep as though a buffalo

your ventures akin to act of creatures,

better can call on a veterinary fellow

Stunningly looked at his lousy wife,

distorting facts, annoying non-stop

Why do u look at me like a dirty owl?

he began to sob, in d' eyes teardrops