Hide-n-seek with household items

Genius absent minded, professor,

parked car near operation theater

Came back walking, to d’ quarter,

in garage next day, found no car

filed a complaint in police station,

Car’s lost, must have been stolen

Profoundly surprised to discover,

car stabled near operation theater

Narrated to all, it’s just a wonder,

occurs any time, to any character

Several amazing hide-n-seek game,

often played, with household items

Fortuitously enough things happen,

even with most meticulous person

May not match a thrilling burglary,

nor even any exciting murder story

Vexing episode then, arouse tension,

recalled later and relished with fun

Almost half of my life time’s gone,

looking for, all of my missing items

Chatted on cell & noted a number,

scribbled neatly, on a news paper

Pen gone missing, yet to be found,

 desperate enough, running around

Writing gadgets, dazedly disappear,

 subtle hunt in each nook-n-corner,

Remembered an odd weird thing,

 a pen often fastened with a string

Even ample care, enigmas evolve

It’s a mystery never been solved

 

Light resumed, after a power cut,

Unable to locate the AC remote,

Picked up a few misplaced paper,

thought to tag them, all together

Stapler traced, but no single pin,

loaded last night, all pins missing

Wished to watch the cricket play,

can’t detect d’ remote, in dismay

Car keys vanished, specs missing,

 overheard a munch, dog chewing

 Appendix miss, tummy wide open

foreign body no trace, search’s on

D’ events recur, repeatedly happen,

item misplaced from own position

No pedestrian, to move on its own,

and recovered from funny location

No legs to wander, no wings to fly,

yet they disappear, displaced why?

From fridge vanishes water bottles,

no ghost at home, still this occurs

Key rack hangs, as adorning piece,

Car, bike, door keys, so often miss

Luckily d’ cupboard, d’ refrigerator,

remain unlocked forever and ever

To track down, vanished cell phone,

frantic calls made from d’ land line

School bus arrives, d’ driver honks,

school badge lost, a frenzied search

Yet to get, a matching pair of socks,

 trails futile, to locate compass box

Unwarranted yet entire family rush,

so perturbed all, precious time lost

List’s too long of misplaced objects,

checkbook, passport, driving license 

All to crop up, when I’m already late,

go berserk, hunt for and can’t locate

Recurring problem, umbrella’s gone

kid left in mall, shopping well done

 

Utmost disciplined, each one claim,

 search drill’s on, with blame game

Replies come pat, known to none,

 same drama played times umpteen

Ransack entire house for no reason,

body fully tired, mind keeps racing

 Thoughts speed up as if aeroplane,

panic signals turn off active brain

A resolve to place, items in order,

to be task master, but do so never

With fingers crossed, can’t sit tight

inventory software, put some light ?