My dubious telephone service,
over and again behaves erratic
I never try to avoid the creditors,
genuine crisp calls I use to miss
I’m in balcony, for finer network,
it’s d’ type of my service provider
never serves me in adequate way,
nor lets me to try a network better
A midnight call made me nonplus,
seen on screen, a number unknown
oddity made me to answer d’ call,
with lot of curiosity, li’l hesitation
“Hello! may
I know, Who is this?”
“I’m
Bhagwan, the almighty God
universal, omnipresent, omniscient
d’ all pervading,
omnipotent lord”
“It is no time for such
prank calls,
I must think of a police
complaint”
my admonition was not
enough,
and my words were no
deterrent
Saw d’ missed call, called u back,
either u ask a thing or else I leave
busy with mankind, have no time,
your tone seems to be aggressive
I called u for last so many years,
during d’ periods of my distress
but returning my call
today only,
didn’t call on purpose
in any case
God replied in an apologetic
tone,
my workload has utterly
gone up
“look son, I know you
called me,
33 crore deva-devies
took care of
Same size was d’
populace earlier,
one god, in charge of each
person
that equation is badly
altered now,
u multiply in geometric
progression
Each devta to cater ten devotees,
and u
people are so demanding
whimsical and with
endless lists,
a sample of requests
worth telling
A good job
with an extra income,
a fair
skinned wife, good looking
expert in
cooking and hefty dowry
d’ undue
urgings keep on coming
a healthy male
child with a high IQ,
a berth to
admit him in d’ IIM / IIT
job for
him with a great package,
a damsel
daughter in law, fully fit
A son in
law not keen in dowry,
let my
daughter to pursue a carrier
not to
come up to our comparison
friends,
relatives or d’ neighbours
Hard to
fulfil conflicting demands,
a bit to
everyone I quietly sanction
all aggrieved,
no one seems happy,
disgruntled
for no obvious reason
I’m
offered putrid bananas, apples,
d’ recycled
flowers, offered earlier
stale sweets
prepared in rancid oil,
to fulfil
wishes, for a service better
I’ve no wish
but pertinent question,
u agree Kerala,
God’s own country
why d’ awful
flood and devastation,
yet I
never understood this mystery
God got confused, totally obscured,
improve
your geopolitics, d’ answer
atheists don’t
believe in me, yet for
ladies I’ve
opened Ayappa’s doors
You bring your
earthly troubles here,
come with
too many irrelevant query
all
absurd, jocular expectations and
d’ phone was disconnected in a hurry
Hello,
hello”, there was no answer,
my wife woke me up, ready to fight
I’m damn sure
u are having an affair,
it makes u, Hello helloing at midnight
1 comments:
bhahat bhala
Post a Comment