Offered for free, as a kind gesture

D’ sincere persuasions fell flat,

failed all of the lenient appeals

the air hostess got disgusted,

not able to succeed in her drill

 

Went for an emergency landing,

the pilot not left with any options

could save these lives, laudable,

commuters know not d’ situation

 

The plane had landed on water,

for rescue d’ life boats arranged

all of them on board reluctant to

slide down as formally requested

 

As d’ riders remained unmoved,

she sought d’ help of the captain

well informed and experienced,

the only person to guide her then

 

Find out Americans passengers,

galvanize them it’s an adventure

impress upon British commuters,

to trek in life boat, a great honor

 

With French guys sweetly gossip,

tell it’s a fanciful romantic activity

apprise reluctant German fellows,

a strict law enforced with authority

 

 Alert Japanese riders it’s an order,

the guys defying to be sorted out

may be tough to tackle Pakistanis,

tricks won’t work, u roar or shout

 

Arrogant, defiant , disorderly, yet

doable, the venture can be done

he guided her to be more tactful,

just whisper, it’s a suicide mission

 

Air hostess now insisted to know,

how to deal with d’ Singaporeans

d’ tired captain took a deep breath,

d’ strategy, quietly tried to explain

  

You need to tell nothing my dear,

just make them see d’ queue once

they’ll fall in asking no questions,

no one to be left behind by chance

Pondered for a while, could recall,

d’ flight had few Indian commuters

calmly utter, “the precious pursuits,

offered for free, as a kind gesture”